June 7, 2012

I Am Toddler; Hear Me Roar

Otherwise titled Toddlers Are Evil Dictators.

Toddlers have emotions. They have like big huge emotions that they know nothing about and have no clue what to do with.

For Example

My sweet six month old pretty much ate anything.

If mom gives it to me it must be delicious!

My insane sweet fourteen month old has gone on broccoli strike.

What do you mean you put broccoli on my tray? WHY would you ever do that, mom? Don't you know that broccoli is clearly poisonious? What else would expect from a small green tree like vegetable? Get with the program. And now to punish you, I will fake cry at the top of my lungs. Waaah! Waaah!

Oh what's that? A sippy cup of milk! Sweet! Glug, glug, glu... This milk is clearly the wrong temperature. Watch me, minion as I express my displeasure by flinging this cup on the floor. Take that! Oh, what? You say you are going to take it away from me? But I said uh-oh so cute and sweet. I must now wrinkle my forehead and poke my lip out and Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!

A paci? What a cute offer. Try again. Waaah waaah!

Pineapple? I will fling it on the floor for the dogs. I will now bang on my tray as loudly as I can to express my extreme dislike of this dining experience that you have provided.

Wait... where are you going with my broccoli? Waaah!

Hey, mom? I love you.

::mommy's brain explodes::

And the beat goes on.

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