August 30, 2013

5 Ways Miley Cyrus Reminds Me of an Overgrown Toddler

1) ZOMG! Miley discovered her tongue and she's not afraid to let the world know it by sticking it out every chance she gets!
2) It's pretty obvious that somebody let Miley dress herself.
3) Miley is independent of Mommy and Daddy now! She's a grown up, and willing to do weird things to prove it. Like, you know, refusing to eat anything but birthday cake and chips for dinner or making a fool out of herself in front of the whole world - that's an option too! She does what she wants to!
4) Miley looks like a half-drunk frat boy with zero sense of rythm when she dances. Dancing around half-naked is way fun, totally naked even better.
5) Miley cut her own hack job hair style. It's ok Miley. We all did it too. When we were three.
In all seriousness though, I think we can all agree that 1) Miley made an idiot out of herself last Sunday, 2) she needs some major guidance in her life 3) these things are only cute when toddler's do them.
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